Most Returned Father’s Day Presents!
“Sensitive Guy” Melon-scented creme facial!
Thong underwear with “Home Of The Whopper” printed in front!
The “Mr Snappy” sock drawer organizer!
The video, “Great Moments In Ballet!”
Martha Stewart’s Baseball book, “Dugout Etiquette!”
The sports calendar, “Nuns Of The Big Ten!”
The Ed Asner Electric Back-Hair Mower!
Richard Simmons “Leap Like A Gazelle” Workout Sneakers!
The Whoopi Goldberg Scratch ‘N Sniff Bicycle Seat!
“Windbreaker… The Cheesy Cologne For Men!”
New “Swing-Low Ultra-Baggy Boxer Shorts!”
The “Heads Of The Presidents Car Air Fresheners!”
“Crack-Spackle,” The Butt-Crack Filler!
The Zippy-Snip “No Tears” Nose Hair Remover!
John Rocker’s Book, “Hey, I’m Comin’ To Dinner And I Want To Marry Your Daughter!”
The Reader’s Digest Book, “Hi, I’m Joe’s Pulled Groin!”
The Video, “The Best Of Fabio’s ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Butter’ Commercials!”
The Janet Reno Blow-Up Air Mattress!
From the makers of “Where’s Waldo?” the new “Who’s Got Custody of Elian?” game!
The Dremmel “Ear Hair Remover Attachment!”
From the producers of “U-571”, comes the new do-it-yourself home colonoscopy game, “Up Periscope!”
Remember the “Pocket Fisherman”? How about Popiel’s Pocket Horseshoes?”
The Craftsman Pnuematic Nipple Ring Gun