A South Carolina woman was arrested for stealing a Bible from Walmart. [Before you judge, just remember that maybe she didn’t know that it was wrong since she never had a Bible to read it in.]

HAND PLASTIC SURGERY ON THE RISE – According to Elle Magazine, plastic surgeons are seeing an increase in requests for “hand lifts.” A trend that many reports claim is directly related to the desire for better looking hands in engagement ring photos.

MAN BUYS PENIS ENLARGER, GETS MAGNIFYING GLASS – A Malaysian man who purchased a penis enlargement device online had a rude shock when he received a magnifying glass instead. To add insult to injury the the instructions that came with the package read “Do not use in sunlight.”

RoboCop threw out the first pitch before last night’s Tigers – Blue Jays game in Detroit

Starbucks is using Frappuccino trucks on the West Coast. They are similar to food trucks and have jenga and a digital jukebox

Will Smith is going to play a concussion doctor in a new movie about the NFL’s concussion epidemic. ”Game Brain’ is based on a 2009 Variety article

Dina Lohan’s license was suspended yesterday for a year because of her DUI. She must also complete a drunk-driving program, attend a victim impact panel, and pay $3,085 in fines.

The three-finger salute from “The Hunger Games” is being used as a symbol of resistance in Thailand. Protesters against the military coup are flashing the sign as a silent act of rebellion. Those, who flash the sign may be arrested

Jason Derulo and Florida Georgia Line will perform his hit “Talk Dirty to Me” at the CMT Music Awards. John Legend and Jennifer Nettles will sing his hit “All of Me”.Hunter Hayes will join them.

Terrafugia, an MIT-born company, plans to start selling flying cars in 2016. The Transition model can fly at speeds of up to 100 miles per hour at 10,000 feet. It has folding wings, a propeller and other equipment that allows it to be driven on roads like a car or flown as a two-seat aircraft. The Transition will cost $279,000 and will require 20 hours of training. The TF-X model can fly at speeds of up to 200 miles per hour. It is at least 8 years away from being on the market.

A Dutch court has sentenced 3 men to 40 hours of community service for pranking people. One man dressed as a clown and chased people with an axe while his friends taped him. They posted the footage on YouTube.

Almost two-thirds of people admit they pee in the water at the beach, according to a new survey.  One of the main reasons is that we think beach bathrooms are DISGUSTING . . . they were voted the grossest bathrooms we use, ahead of planes, the gym, and movie theater bathrooms. 

A few years ago, two guys in Scotland saw the Google Maps Street View car coming, and decided to stage a FAKE MURDER.  One guy laid down, and the other guy stood over him with an ax handle.  Well . . . someone finally spotted the photos and called the cops.  The cops tracked the guys down and investigated, but no charges were filed.

A youth ministry in Alabama just put up a billboard featuring an inspirational quote . . . from HITLER.  The billboard shows five smiling kids and says, quote, “He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.  Adolf Hitler.”  But they aren’t a neo-Nazi group . . . so they just have bad judgment?  They had it taken down yesterday.

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