REWARDS WORD THAT WINS:

Strippers perform at rich people’s funerals in Taiwan because they believe it pleases the dead.

The tallest structure in the western hemisphere is . . . a television transmission tower in Blanchard, North Dakota.  It’s 2,063 feet tall. 

Every single president has had a pet in the White House except for Andrew Johnson . . . but he DID feed some white mice he found in the bedroom, so maybe that counts?