6/11/18

Q:    According to a new survey, the average person doesn’t think they’re grown up until age 33.  The #1 sign that you’re NOT grown up and you’re still an “adult child” is Binge watching an entire season of a TV show in a weekend. What was #2?

 

A: Getting a tattoo.

 

3.  Being in group text chats with your friends.

4.  Using Snapchat’s selfie filters.

5.  Buying a pair of limited edition sneakers.

6.  Listening to pop music.

7.  Voting for someone on a reality singing show.

8.  Going to a music festival.

9.  Regularly raiding your cupboards for cookies.

10.  Using a “funny” phone case.

  

Some things that just missed the top 10 are:  Waiting in line for a new iPhone . . . chugging beer . . . using a selfie stick . . . dumping someone because you’re not ready for anything serious . . . and dying your hair crazy colors.