“Aptly Named……Women at Harvard??? ………Sugar-Free-Sugarful Candy”
An “aptronym” is a person’s name that’s perfectly suited for them, like Usain Bolt being the fastest runner in the world, or Thomas Crapper inventing the toilet.
Harvard was the last Ivy League school to accept women . . . in 1977. Before that, women attended Harvard’s sister school, Radcliffe College.
Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but since each one has less than 0.5 grams, they’re legally allowed to round down and say they’re sugar free.