“Ballpark Date….. Gonna Hit me a Phoenix…..Clunky Acronym”
The full version of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” is a feminist song about a woman who wants to go on a date to a baseball game, not a movie.
The longest golf hole in the world is a 1,100-yard hole in South Korea. It’s a par seven . . . and if you managed to get a hole-in-one, that would be called a phoenix. If you did it in two shots, that would be called an ostrich.
The U.S.A. Patriot Act is actually an acronym . . . and a REAL clunky and forced one at that. It stands for “Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act.”