“Grape Flavored Potato Chips…. Cool! Free Stamps! ….. Sell for Parts”
Hostess made potato chips with orange, cherry, and grape flavors in the 1970s. They failed miserably.
Former presidents get free postage for life.
All of the materials in the human body, including things like bone marrow, DNA, antibodies, and organs, are worth a total of approximately $46 million. But, obviously, if you sold them all, you’d die.