“#1 to go #1 on the moon…. Don’t Jostle the Squirrels…..and Let’s Just Go With the Duds”
Buzz Aldrin wasn’t the first man to walk on the Moon . . . but he WAS the first person to PEE there. He peed into a special bag in his suit while he was out on the Moon.
Squirrels hibernate so hard you could juggle them without waking them up. You SHOULDN’T juggle squirrels . . . but you could.
The word “duds” in Milk Duds came about because the company that created them tried to make them perfectly round but found that was impossible . . . so all of them wound up being duds.