“Fruity Eggplant…No #1-Just lots of #2 on your windshield …..AND…Few & Far Between Lunar Event”
From a botanical standpoint, strawberries and raspberries aren’t berries, but bananas and eggplants are.
Birds don’t pee. All of their waste leaves as poop . . . which then winds up on your windshield.
The next time there will be a full moon on Friday the 13th is in August of 2049. We had one in September of last year.